Grammar Tip of the Day: Refrain From Using Dodectuple Negatives
Stoned Guys … On the Bus! SGotB#1: I heard that when we attack, uh, Iraq, you know, we’re gonna drop so many bombs in three days that no, no one is, is never, nobody is never, none, no one is never...
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Guys sitting behind me on the bus yesterday: Guy 1: I hate that guy Alec. Guy 2: He’s a dick. Guy 1: No kidding. [Pause] I did his girlfriend. Right after they broke up. Whatshername. Guy 2: Which one?...
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Junkies … On The Bus! (Another in a series …) JotB1: You got any kids? JotB2: Yup, two boys. They’re twins. JotB1: Oh yeah? How old? JotB2: Martin’s 25 and Brian’s 24.
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Junkies … On The Bus! (Another in a series …) JotB: The woman at the clinic said she wasn’t gonna give me any more methadone. I told her I was totally fine now, that I didn’t have the impulsive...
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Junkies … on boarding the bus! (Note: this post has been corrected.) {Scruffy man clomps up the stairs and stands vacantly before the driver.} Bus Driver: Fare is $1.50. Scruffy Man: I ain’t got no...
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